The Pirates seem to tag two Ls onto every W, the Steelers are segueing into the final week of OTAs, and the Penguins are stuck on their couches for the now-settled Stanley Cup Final.
So hey, let's do this, yeah?
To remind regarding the format: Going to limit the questions to the first 20 that don't repeat ... and that don't ask for predictions! (There might also be cash payments for anyone adhering to the latter!) Also, enter only one question! And above all, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease don't use this like an ordinary commenting thread. Meaning don't answer or respond to questions that you don't ask. It'll only add to an already lengthy process on this end. If you've asked the original question, by all means, feel free to follow up.
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