To be honest, I'm tired of writing about Brian Dumoulin, Jeff Carter and the dual damage they're doing defensively to the Penguins. The words are becoming as dreadfully stale as what's being described.
So, in that spirit, in the aftermath of the 4-1 flatliner of a loss to the Jets on this Friday night at PPG Paints Arena, I'll ditch the words.
Here, these are Winnipeg's second, third and fourth goals. Do the lifting without my help:
My goodness. Dumoulin's getting emasculated all over the rink. And Carter ... is he even trying?
No one needs to be Scotty Bowman to see what's going on, right?
Right?
Side question: Do I still get paid for this elite level of analysis?